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Three Words: Bacon. Caramel. Popcorn.

When a disaster trifecta like a 9.0 earthquake, tsunami and pending nuclear meltdown strikes a place thousands of miles away, it’s easy to feel depressed and generally pretty helpless. With the situation in Japan right now, what can you possibly do, other than donate money to the Red Cross and other charities? Eat bacon caramel popcorn, that’s what.

I’m dropping off bags of my wildly addictive sweet, porky popcorn at Black Cat Bakery & Cafe for the nationwide Bake Sale for Japan this Saturday (Apr. 2), and you should go buy it. Why? Because all proceeds from these community bake sales go to Peace Winds Japan, which is working hard to help those who need it.

Five Guys Burgers and More Burgers

Trends come and go, but our love of burgers will never fade. We–Americans, my friends, me–are simply obsessed with them. And why not? Whether it’s a simple homemade version, one from a divey diner, or some glammed-up gourmet patty, a burger is truly the perfect food. And we can’t shut up about it.

Friend and fellow food writer Elina Shatkin took on the dubious task of eating 30 burgers (31, actually) in 30 days, a daring feat few could handle, for Squid Ink. She tasted burgers of every ilk, from Compton to Calbi to Lazy Ox, and somehow didn’t have a heart attack. A Hamburger Today, the burger-focused blog from Serious Eats, recently documented every single “public, secret and super-duper secret” item from the In-N-Out menu (caution: don’t read while hungry).

Every magazine, cityguide and blog has some kind of annual best burger list—Alan Richman recently picked Umami Burger as Burger of the Year in GQ, LAist recently weighed in with its Top 10 for LA, and Citysearch still offers its warped voting system to find the city’s favorite. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years in online media, the word “burger” will always get a click.

So, yes, I love burgers–cooking them, eating them, good and bad. And of course I love to talk about them, as I will be on KCRW’s “Good Food” with Evan Kleiman this weekend.

Sazeracs for Mardi Gras, or Any Time of Year

Mardi Gras…already? I swear it was just Thanksgiving, which already feels like it’s just around the corner. Such is life in the food-beverage-lifestyle media vortex.

There are a lot of articles today about where to find your beads, gumbo and jambalaya in L.A. — that’s the best we can do being so far from Nola — but when I think about Mardi Gras, I naturally think about booze, and not Hurricanes or beer. I want a Sazerac.

Who doesn’t feel a little genteel and sophisticated sipping a Sazerac…until you put a few away (I don’t recommend). The lusty concoction is typically made with rye whiskey, sugar, bitters and a hint of absinthe and lemon. It’s a simple elixir, a drinker’s drink, but one too many can knock you.

According to this history lesson, those who refer to it as the “oldest known American cocktail,” based on the word’s true definition (spirit, sugar, water, bitters), are probably wrong. The story goes that the Sazerac was created by Antoine Amadie Peychaud in New Orleans around 1830, but it wasn’t the first brandy (how it was originally made) and bitters cocktail ever made. Even if it’s not historically correct, it’s a great tale; and probably the reason it’s now the official cocktail of the Big Easy. I’ll drink to that.

BOH Going FOC (Front of Camera)

“It’s, uh, typically not necessary to pout.”

I haven’t seen Portlandia yet, but dying to since I lived in Portland for a few years. Back then, the food scene wasn’t what it is now, and our version of “celebrity chef” was nowhere near the definition today. But you don’t have to know the Pacific NW to appreciate this video. It’s just … fucking genius.

Thanks to Katherine Spiers for posting this on her blog with the perfect title: “Truthlandia.” Indeed.